Funny talk

-- Use fire to test gold, use gold to test women, use women to test men.

-- Be optimistic about the future, be pessimistic about people's hearts.

-- We have a little problem here: she wishes I could change dirt to gold, I wish she would consider gold as dirt.

-- Children take toys as friends, adults take friends as toys.

-- People tell lies with real names in real life, but tell truth with "imagine" names on Internet.

-- Before success, wife is also secretary; after success, secretary is also wife.

-- Please live better, because you'll die longer.

-- It likely we're coming into the century which only money can prove love.

-- There are many ways to destroy friendship, the best way is to borrow money.

-- Sometimes explanation is not needed: enemies don't believe it and friends don't require it.

-- Hug is a strange matter: You're so close but couldn't see each other's face.

-- It's not that I'm careless, I did it on purpose!

-- God creates man to be lonely, and creates woman to make man more lonely.